It’s out of control. Back to school time for our proud offspring is synonymous with “shopping spree.” But don’t be fooled, not just any brand—especially not those that fit our anorexic budget—will do!

Our kids need the coolest jeans, the wickedest shirts, and the dopest sneakers. Anything less, and we are unfit parents who deserve to be hanged.

It’s at precisely that moment—stuck between our grumbling teenager and the bewildered salesgirl who’s looking at us like we’re the last of the idiots—that we wish more than anything that we had the scissors, imagination, and dexterity of Adam Saaks.

Give this guy any old T-shirt and presto! he transforms it into the coolest, most glamorous top imaginable. Imagine what you could do with his talent!

“Yes, honey, I’m making you a wicked T-shirt and for $50 bucks less than you’d pay for it in stores.”